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| Jimmy Durante |
Jimmy Durante, on his dream Presidential Cabinet:
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| Rita Hayworth |
State Secretary Rita Hayworth - "She'd clean up our foreign affairs - to say nuttin' of a few domestic ones, too!"
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| Ava Gardner |
Labor Secretary Ava Gardner - "Any man would wantta form a union wit her. I'd insist on a closed shop."
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| Corinne Calvet |
Agriculture Secretary Corinne Calvet - "Why, da farmers wouldn't ask for subsidies. They'd pay them!"
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| Marilyn Monroe |
Interior Secretary Marilyn Monroe - "Her exterior ain't bad neither."
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| Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Army Secretary Zsa Zsa Gabor - "Any man would fight for dis girl!"
[Source: Quick Magazine; November 17, 1952]
